Love to Gert

Some days sound like nothing. Today sounded like my Great Aunt Gert's funeral. I share the following words of wisdom from my elders:

quotes of the day!

5. "What lie was I about to tell?" asked my grandfather after he lost his train of thought.

4. "You go in healthy then, boom, boom, boom..." my grandfather explained the demise of the human once entered into an assisted living facility.

3. When asked what he'd like to drink my great uncle Andy replied, "something with pills in it."

2. When asked what my grandfather would like to drink my grandfather suggested, "another Vodka and get me that blonde from the bar."

1. "When I die people are going to leave my funeral smelling like Polish sausage and whiskey...mumble...I'm not supposed to Drink." In my great uncle's defense, he is 88! There is no excuse for my grandfather, however.