Philanthropants

yesterday my pants went golfing while I drank and mingled with the office people on an over manicured lawn. It was my first time golfing. I did 9 holes (in three hours) and shot a 42. They tell me that ain't too shabby.

I won a $25 gift certificate to Best Buy for being my clumsy self. I thought I could be fancy and pick my ball off the ground from the moving cart. Some things happen in slow motion upstairs while the body moves fast, this was no exception. The result was a cartwheel out of the cart with an excellent finish, I recovered the ball. Units of alcohol involved: 1.5.

Overall units of alcohol consumed: 5? I used to play Oregon Trials at the public library. I'd choose my destiny (I was always the Banker) and load my wagon with things an eight year old thought was necessary for wild west living. Usually, I'd loose an axle, some gear and a few relatives. Occasionally, I succumbed to illness. These illnesses popped up on the screen causally and I had no idea what they were. Consumption, in my mind, I had died because of alcoholism. I vowed on my next play I'd put down the fire water and stay healthy.

I went to yoga class after a full day of fun. Halfway through the class I felt hungover. I fell asleep on my mat and the instructor had to wake me up.