If I were one of the seven dwarfs, I'd be...

That's right...Sneezy. Last year I went to the Allergist and I was instructed to keep my windows closed at all times, get rid of all pets and to limit my time spent out doors. I started laughing and asked where I could purchase my bubble. Then, realizing it wasn't that funny, I cried. I believe the Allergist felt sorry for me. I left with a plethora of samples...none of which made me less itchy.

Today, I realized that I don't need a bubble. I'm going to place my allergens in bubbles. Genius, I know. I'm going to market it with a side of Zyrtec and nasal spray, cat not included. Side effects to include detachments to things once loved and nose bleeds. Bubble provided by LR.