If I were my filing cabinet's key; where would I be?

Life is incredibly sweet right now. I can sum it up with one word: opportunity...

The above may be evidence of corporate mumble jumble creeping into my casual vocabulary (it will reside next to "bifurcated"). I suppose that was in the red pill I swallowed a couple of weeks ago. All I know is nothing has been the same since and it has affected multiple aspects of my life and all for the better.

More words to come. I have to unpack first.